CONGRESSIONAL UNDER-SIGHT

Once again Congress is being stonewalled by the IRS rather than release the Lois Lerner e-mails that were subpoenaed more than a year ago. The IRS excuse this time is that a computer crash wiped out all of Lerner's email correspondence both sent and received.

The IRS also said that the tooth fairy is real, the boogie man lives and the moon is made out of green cheese. Smidgeons are apparently also real. They must be smurf-like microscopic computer virus trolls that eat and destroy only government documents that would incriminate the White House. 

 

Congress can be angry, charge people with contempt but until they get serious and seriously get to the dirty muddy bottom of the IRS scandal, Americans will blame them along with the administration. The public has been patience (long enough) waiting for scandals to be fully, independently investigated but instead we have been treated to obfuscation, obviating and now obliterating of the evidence.

"Justice delayed is justice denied" and this administration has been allowed by Congress to ignore subpoenas, flaunt the law and bury evidence. It is unconscionable that Congress has allowed the IRS to delay, stall and make incredibly lame excuses for not complying with the law. It is not lost on the American people that this agency, the tax enforcement agency, itself, does not allow any American to use an excuse, even a credible excuse to avoid exposure, let alone a dog ate my receipts excuse.

  

Why are our representatives in Washington allowing officials and agencies to flaunt the law? It makes mockery of the term congressional oversight that is acting more like blind-sight. The most gullible American knows that when a wrongdoer is given enough time they will destroy evidence and cover their tracks. Why is Congress acting like it just fell off the turnip truck?

We have a majority in the House of Representatives and could easily appoint a special prosecutor to uncover the truth and the people involved. Outrage and finger wagging political braggadocio is not what the public expects, instead we want a deliberate and methodical criminal search for the facts.

If officials don't meet deadlines then put them in jail and make their subordinate provide the materials. Americans are fed up with bureaucratic investigations that brings a wet noodle gavel to serious criminal acts that have undermined the foundation of law and justice.

Enough of the hand wringing, it is time to bind some wrists and swarm the offices where the virtual paper trail evidence is stored and uncover the truth for the American people. 

If ever there were reasons, or a reason (Eric Holder under contempt as A.G.) for Majority leader John Boehner of the House to call for a vote on appointing an independent special prosecutor with the power to use computer forensic science to fully investigate the evidence of crime, cover-up and obstruction of justice, it would be now.

Americans are incensed with the inaction of our representatives who swore an oath to office to defend our Constitution and the integrity of our government. How can Americans be asked to comply with federal laws when federal officials scoff and ignore laws?

Congress is suffering from the many infections caused by this incredibly corrupt administration such as "smidgeonioutis", "phoniscandaloopus" and "onlyelectionsmattertous" that seems to cause similar symptoms for those infected. 

These symptoms include but are not limited to, comatose thinking, compulsive need to sit on hands, inability to focus, uncontrollable swelling of feet put in mouth, gastro-intestinal lack of fortitude, hypocritical reflexes that cause repetitive feckless flailing actions, allergic rashes to the word impeachment, addiction to lobbyists campaign narcotics, progressive deaf ear imbalance causing a constant leaning to the left, inability to sympathize with anyone working hard but not rich, blind to everything except the media spotlights and continued weakness of the back muscles causing spinal curvature that mirrors the fetal position. 

    

The only curative to these highly contagious beltway diseases is  the grassroots' tonic. It is a homespun remedy brewing across the nation in district stills and everyday more voters are joining the call to lead the Cantor-ing  horse manure makers, to drink from their wellspring.

Yes, they know they can lead their geldings to the well but they can't make them drink. Yet, patriotic Brats know, when the pig headed mule refuses to drink then you must trade in your nag for a steed.

After all, we the people, are the only medical specialists that can cure political constitutional-corruptive-itis.